LOL

A MISUNDERSTANDING

My husband and I were walking along a road in Chapelizod, Dublin, when a car stopped on the opposite side of the road and a man shouted through an open window:

- Sorry, could you tell me where Neptune Rowing Club is?

My husband shouted back:

- Neptune Roaring Pub? Sorry mate, I don't know.

😂

LOST IN TRANSLATION

My wonderful mother-in-law, who adores travelling, went to visit my husband in Spain several years ago. In a supermarket she was approached by a Spanish teenager, who asked her in English if she would be so kind as to buy him a bottle of beer (he was under age to buy alcohol). Completely baffled, my mother-in-law replied: Sorry, I don't speak Spanish.

😆

BEWARE OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE 

My lovely cousin and myself were shopping in one of Moscow's department stores and my cousin saw a T-shirt she liked with some English writing on it:

SHOW YOUR TITS

She asked me to translate. She did not buy the T-shirt obviously.

😁